Well, all right. AwsOME!! New York city how the fuck ARE YA!! Are manager wanted me to right something for a web and all , he said. Im kinda a slow typer so bear with me.. My name is Aleister Cradley! I am the laed guitar player of Satanicide, and some people say Ive got fuckin CHOPS!! I will blow any pussies who think they can play as good as me SO FUCKIN HARD! (exept the killer players I talk about here in) I play a Washburn Dimebag Darrel loaded wiht a Seymore Duncan distortion pickup thru a ART 80/80 DST amp head, guitar prosesor thats SO KILLER!! My inspirations are Steve Vai, Eddie Van Halen, Frank Marino (not as much chops as Vai and Eddie but he innivated them) -and course, Gary Moore and a whole bunch of other shredders like Dimebag and Kane Roberts but mainly just Steve Vai . My favrite bands -- are Whitesnake, Alcatrazz or anything Steve Vai plays on like some Zappa and David Lee Roth and every Steve Vai solo album, plus a hole bunch of other killer bands, but mostly Whitesnake mainly becuse of David Coverdale, who isnt a guitarist or have chops (I guess he has chops as a singer but I wonder if that counts), but theres just something about David Coverdale that realy gets me going. I mean, If I ever met him, I swear Id do anything for him cuz hes just SO GREAT and all! His big main of lion hair, his awesome clothse, his careisma and everything!! I also love Judas Priest, but Im glad they kicked out Rob Halford, cuz he turned into a homo and thats just fuckin SICK and not right and he needs help. I allways liked Glenn Tipton the most anyway. still I get alittle grossed out now whenever I lisen to Priest. I was born in 1969 and started Satanicide with Devlin and the Baron and Sloth back in 86. Ive lived here in JerZ my hole life and if I have it my way, Ill be here till they lay me to rest , exept when we rock NEW YORK CITY! I all ways wanted to go to LA though. Other than that , I love to party and think they shoud legalize herb. If there were ever a political statement I was gonna make, thats what I would do. Ozzy said it all when he sang I LOVE YOU SWEET LEAF!! Now, onto other aireas, I have to admit and say that I realy do have a problem when it comes to the ladies. Pardon my french, but I fuckin LOVE PUSSY!! AND FUCKIN TOO! I love it so much I just cant stop. Dude im allways on the prowl. If your ever looking for Aleister, you no you can find me somewhere buried in a beaver! And soem people say im a total casa nova too. I think the reason I get so much pussy is cuz I can be sensitive when I wannabe, cuz I love nature and plants (esp herb) and trees and whatnot. Exsept theres one kinda tree I cant stand -- FAGGOTRY!! I dont mean to sound prejudiced, but that shit is just fuckin SICK and if any fag every tried to hit on me at a show or something I swear I would come down on his ass SO FUCKIN HARD!! Other than that, lets see what else. I love workin out at the gym, and getting all greasy buff, but I'm trying no to bulk up too much. Oh, and finally I just wanna say to anyone who herd about that Golds Gym insident that I SWEAR I didnt touch that guys little boy -I was just all pissed off cuz he was lookin at me funny. Theyve already said there not gonna press charges and from now on I can use my membership card at the other Golds Gym.