.....er......well..im from brum loike and the fing about that is that just about any band who wuz anyone wuz from brum an i fink taht sez alot loike. Sabboth and Ozzy who my old dear sed wuz my dad but i fink thats bullshit coz my dad wuz that bloke wot lived wiv us an e didnt look nufink loike ozzy an also priest purple king bonham and plant an moterhed. An i mite not no much an my ed my be rite cloudy an all but i do no sumfink an thats all that matters and if you dont agree you can stick it up ter arse an fuck off loike. i bin bangin and beatin fings ever since i can remember which granted aint very long cuz i cant remember shit but it must ave bin a long time cuz im fuckin good at it loike an alister sed i wuz a mean drummin mutherfucker which i fort wuz a bit low cuz i dont fink people should go around sayin i shagged me own mom an none can prove it anyway butwen e told me it wuz a good fing an now i just smile an feel proud an i dont punch im or nufink idont even no ow i got to be in jerzy loike but i no ive bin around lodsa places cuz people who met me told me but then i met devlin aliister an........er..... fingy the german one an i never did not never meet no one who rocked as ard an fast as them lot so ear i staid in jerzy cuz we fuckin rock an you can stick that on yer fuckin website wank