Well, they saw the email re: Satanicide. I thought they were going to give me a lecture about how heavy metal music would cause my ears to bleed and turn my brain to mush. But they didn't. They think you are Christian Rock, like Stryper! They must have thought that Satanicide was about destroying the dark prince and all he stands for! TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL. So, my parents think I have turned down a new road towards enlightenment and maybe, eventually, employment.

It would be such an honor, and true validation of my lifestyle, to be recognized by Satanicide! My picture is attached, and although not in my typical motorhead attire, you will notice my large and intimidating physique. I am a very powerful man and a loyal and devoted fan! In this picture, I am inspecting the ancient ruins at Angkor Wat, deep in the Cambodian jungle. Looking for the source of their unprecedented virility!

Thanks Satanicide, at least for your name. Your most devoted fan, sitting at home. -- Wiley